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~Kim's Joke of the Month~
| Anyone who knows me, knows that I love
animals. I could spend untold amounts of time talking about my
furry children (Max & Dixie my Labs, and Binx & Phoenix my black
cats)! Many also know that I spend a lot of time on
computers! So you can image the e-mails I often receive about
our furry family members.
Each month, I will share with you an e-mail that I have received that has made me laugh! I hope you enjoy them as much as I do! Hopefully, next month I will find a cute cat or kitten email! Kim, Hospital Manager
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid
lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my
squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze,
please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've
led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to
take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while
I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but
I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on
the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need
no stinking light bulb"
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the
light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails
will be dry.
The Cat's Answer:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
real question is:How long will it be before I can expect some light,
some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF!