~Kim's Joke of the Month~

 

Anyone who knows me, knows that I love animals. I could spend untold amounts of time talking about my furry children (Max & Dixie my Labs, and Binx & Phoenix my black cats)! Many also know that I spend a lot of time on computers! So you can image the e-mails I often receive about our furry family members.

Each month, I will share with you an e-mail that I have received that has made me laugh! I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Kim, Hospital Manager

 

 

Top Ten Reason's Why...

Your Dog's Hair Cut Cost More Than Yours
 

10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.


 9. You don't go for eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.


 8. Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.


 7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.


 6. Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.


 5. You sit still for your hairdresser.


 4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.


 3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.


 2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.
 

and the #1 reason why your Dog's  haircut costs more than yours ......
 

 

#1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is slim.