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~Kim's E-Mail of the Month~

 

Anyone who knows me, knows that I love animals. I could spend untold amounts of time talking about my furry children (Max, Dixie & Hunter my Labs, and Phoenix & Wil my two cats - Binx recently passed away after 15 wonderful years). Many also know that I spend a lot of time on computers! So you can imagine the e-mails I often receive about our furry family members.

Each month, I will share with you an e-mail that I have received that has made me laugh (or from time to time, cry). I hope you enjoy them as much as I do! If you have received an email that should be posted, please forward it to me at LVH@charterinternet.net

Kim, Hospital Manager

 

     

Signs You Are Having A Bad Day
 
1] you woke up in a strange place  
 

 
  
 
 
 
2] you had trouble getting out of bed  
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
3] you washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it   
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
 
4] you feel like you have a hangover and you weren't even drinking last night   
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
5] your new diet doesn't seem to be working  
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
6] you pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
7] your new hat looked better on you at the store
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
8] your old hat doesn't seem quite right either
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
9] the dry cleaners shrunk your favorite outfit
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
10] you keep losing things  
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
11] you have a stiff neck  
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
12] you feel like you're in the wrong place at the wrong time   
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
13] the boss chewed you out at work  
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
14] you got caught in the rain at lunchtime  
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
15] the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
16] you get no respect   
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
17] you feel trapped  
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
18] traffic on the way home was brutal
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
19] uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
20] dinner left you feeling a bit queasy
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
21] you think you're coming down with the flu  
 

 
  
 
 
 
 
22] you're alone in the house at night and you hear a noise in the basement   
 

 
 
 

 

 
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