~Kim's Joke of the Month~
| Anyone who knows me, knows that I love
animals. I could spend untold amounts of time talking about my
furry children (Max & Dixie my Labs, and Binx & Phoenix my black
cats)! Many also know that I spend a lot of time on
computers! So you can image the e-mails I often receive about
our furry family members.
Each month, I will share with you an e-mail that I have received that has made me laugh! I hope you enjoy them as much as I do! Kim, Hospital Manager
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2. Yelling at me for barking . . . I AM A DOG!
3. How you naively believe that the cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?
4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose . . . stop it.
6. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet.
8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello . . . have you noticed the FUR?
10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew up your stuff when you're not home.
11. When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
13. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.